this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
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the worst thing in the world was being at a friend’s house and they ask you something like “hey rhyse, you want a popsicle?” and of course you’re like “oh golly do i ever!” and then they turn around and scream “MOM! RHYSE WANTS A POPSICLE!”
(Source: pizzaforpresident, via phosphoru-s)
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
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Does anyone else have problems distinguishing dreams from things that actually happened like sometimes I’ll have a memory of something but I literally have no idea if it happened in real life or a dream
Yeah I played a kissing game with my neighbor when I was like 8 and we kissed each other’s private areas. Dream or did it really happen?
